From the recording Back to the Farm
Mixed by Dave Lange; Mastered by Ray Tilkens; Copyright w/ Library Congress by Gary Jay Hoffman; ISRC QMEU32009761; Guitar and vocals Gary; Harmonica Vince Fireball; Electric BASS Gary; Telecaster Guitar Gary; Drums TJ Maestro; Valley Girl Nancy Griffith Cochran; Sound effects from freesound.org - Harley casemundy, door/open close pointparkcinema; Bartender / biker conversation unknown nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Intro A → E → A 1/4/5 Chris LeDeoux style
Verse: A / D / A / E
Chorus: D / A / E / D / A / E
Way back in the day when I was younger,
I played in the All Around Cowboy Band
My brother Chris & me on guitars,
With Donnie on drums and Paul on bass
We played every bar and holes in the wall,
From MD, DC & northern VA too
HEY we heard about this bar in Fairfax City
A BIKER bar named Pamir,
where big biker dudes and chicks well they ruled the roost..
And if a VALLEY girl went in there
they might slap her pretty off to Zombie city
So we were wondering what to do??
Should we play there?
We were worried the bikers would break into a bad fight
Disturbing the peace with DISORDERLY CONDUCT (x2)
So we decided to play that biker bar
Man we were having a whole lot of fun
Some of the nicest folks, we ever met!
The show was going really well
til a fight broke out
Things went DownHILL!
According to an eye witness this is how it went DOWN:
Paul says Donnie threw a drum stick,
hit him in the back of his head
SO Paul yanked his cord and whipped it cross Donnie's face
About that time me & Chris stopped to see
What all the commotion was about
That's when we noticed Donnie & Paul DOOKING it out!
So Bikers jumped on the stage
separated Donnie & Paul & said:
“WE DON'T LIKE YOUR DISORDERLY CONDUCT!"
We don't like you disturbing our peace
You don't leave we'll call the police
That's HOW the BIKERS broke up the BAND fight!
Yeah, the night the BIKERS broke up the Band fight
For disturbing the peace with disorderly conduct (x2)
Repeat chorus #2