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  1. Widdy Biddy Ones

From the recording Back to the Farm

Mixed by Dave Lange; Mastered by Ray Tilkens; Copyright w/ Library Congress by Gary Hoffman; ISRC QMEU32009762; Guitar & vocals Gary; Backup vocals Nancy Griffith-Cochran (PHONING IT IN); Upright BASS Mark Lewis; Drums TJ Maestro; Dobro Reggie Duncan.

Lyrics

"WIDDA BIDDY ONES"
(E - 145) w/ periodical parking on the one (Hill Country Blues)

{E} Funny thing happenned....
HEARD these good ol boys talking about .... SIZES
You {A} know.. this might be CONTROVERSIAL
Some might say... {E} Politically Incorrect
{B7} but you know I had to go
write a {A} song about it {E} anyway

Well I heard one say that he loves the BIG BIG ROUND Ones
I heard another say they love em PLEASANTLY PLUMP (* *)
Still another said, ...love the 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES'

-----------------------------[Chorus:]--------------------------
{E} SOMEBODY PLEASE PLEASE, HELP ME FIND (x2)
{A} HELP ME {B7} FIND, SOME {A} WIDDA BIDDY TEENY {E} ONES --Yeah.. please.. {B7} help me find--

PARK IT ON ONE

So back in the day my mamma would take me
to the A&P food store
That's where I found em, way back on aisle four
But NOW DAYS, hard to find the 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES'

Now I've heard it said that the big ones deserve love too
They keep you shaded in the summer & warm in the winter too
SO WHY DO I WANNA FIND some 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES'

[REPEAT CHORUS]

PARK IT ON ONE

So I went to Walmart, all I could see was the BIG BIG ROUND ONES
Went way cross town to Target & I saw them PLEASANTLY PLUMP (PLUMP PLUMP)
BUT where can I find.. the 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES'

Well I went to Food Lion
found em way down on aisle nine
So I rushed to pay for em,
smiling at the checkout line
Yep, mamma be happy, found 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES'

------MODIFIED Chorus-------------------
FOUND.. WIDDA BIDDY PEAS... PEAS,
YES I FOUND
FOUND.. WIDDA BIDDY PEAS... PEAS,
YES I FOUND YES
YES I FOUND... SOME... 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES'

***LEAD JAM IT OUT***

***REPEAT MODIFIED CHORUS
then use following TAG LINE:

Just so we're clear, this song is about
'WIDDA BIDDY..* SUPER LITTLE..* TEENY TEENY PEAS'!!

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT BABY.

** Don't be HANGRY ;-)